happyhourfinder.net

Closed yesterday for good. No great loss. Quality was suffering.

Aside from the illegal small-type bullshit extra charge on everything (see https://patrick.net/post/1387383/2026-05-16-fighting-bullshit-fees-in-restaurants ) it was a good experience. Food quality was high, prices quite reasonable for the area.

Waitstaff all seems to be Turkish or Kurdish for some reason, but very polite and professional.

I recommend the place.

They have an almost-hidden 3% surcharge on everything. They hope you don't notice.

Happy hour is only in the bar area.

BIRRA
ITALIAN & DOMESTIC BEER SELECTIONS
$6.18

VINI
ITALIAN & LOCAL WINE SELECTIONS
$7.21

FORNAIO HOUSE SPRITZ
aperol | bianco vermouth | lavender | sage | thyme | prosecco
$8.24

ACQUA ALTA
basil infused vodka | orange blossom | lime | soda
$8.24

LA COLOMBA
tequila | campari | grapefruit | lime | dehydrated citrus salt | soda
$8.24

MILANO MULE
conciere vodka | fiorente elderflower liqueur | ginger beer | lime
$8.24

SORRENTO KING
templeton rye whiskey | fernet-branca | vanilla | orange peel | oak wood smoke top
$8.24

MARGARITA ITALIANO
herradura silver tequila | lucano limoncello | cointreau | mango purée | lime
$8.24

TUSCAN LEMONADE
conciere vodka | blackberry purée | lemon | soda
$8.24

KICKIN’ OLD FASHIONED
redemption bourbon | cynar | citrus peel | bitters | luxardo cherry
$8.24

TIKI TAORMINA
don q piña rum | peach purée | pineapple | lime | mint
$8.24

CALAMARETTI FRITTI
lightly floured & deep fried baby squid | spicy marinara
$13.39

BRUSCHETTE ASSORTITE
garlic grilled ciabatta with 3 toppings: caponata | roasted cherry tomatoes | pesto & stracciatella cheese
$9.27

CAVOLFIORI
roasted cauliflower | roasted garlic | rosemary olive oil
$9.27

POLPETTINE
beef meatballs | tomato sauce | fresh ricotta | grana padano
$12.36

FIORI DI ZUCCA
fried zucchini blossoms stuffed with mozzarella & parmigiano reggiano I tartar sauce | spicy marinara
$11.33

PIZZA MARGHERITA
mozzarella | tomato sauce | oregano | fresh basil
$12.36

PIZZA FRADIAVOLA
mozzarella | italian sausage | tomato sauce | mushrooms | bell peppers | red onions | spicy peperoncino
$13.39

3% surcharges included for clarity.

Took 15 minutes of waiting at our table to get the attention of the waitress so we could place our order.

But in the end the food was very good.

Damn good food, not terribly expensive.

$2 off drinks during happy hour

They lie about the prices. There is a tiny-print notice of a 5% "fuck you" extra fee on everything.

Still excellent.

I really don’t like the extra 5.25% charge on everything, but on the other hand the quality is great.

Quality is still very high, but they are running a scam on the tips. The suggested tips are all well above the actual math, even if you tip on the tax too.

So watch out and don’t take the suggested tips seriously. Do the math on your phone.